Your resume asked for honesty
Get roasted. Then get hired.
Upload your resume for a brutally funny critique, then switch to serious mode for practical, recruiter-minded fixes you can actually use.
One roast is free. No fake praise required.
Sample burn
“Your objective statement reads like a hostage note.”
The Roastfolio promise
Funny, not cruel
We roast the resume, never the person behind it.
Specific, not generic
Each joke connects to language, structure, or formatting on the page.
Private by default
You decide if a roast card ever leaves your screen.
From cringe to credible
A roast with a point.
Roastfolio combines memorable comedy with an editorial workflow designed to leave your resume sharper than we found it.
Drop in your resume
Upload your current draft. Roastfolio scans the writing, hierarchy, specificity, and recruiter-facing weak spots.
PDF in. Awkward buzzwords out.
Laugh at the problem.
Get sharp one-liners that make vague claims and tired clichés impossible to ignore.
“Team player” is not a personality or an accomplishment.
Fix what matters.
- Stronger achievement bullets
- Clearer role positioning
- Cleaner, faster scanning
04 · Share or ship
Post the punchline. Keep the progress.
Export a slick roast card for your audience, or keep everything private and move straight to the rewrite.
Pay for progress, not fluff
Start with the burn. Upgrade for the rebuild.
Free Roast
$0
A fast reality check for your current draft.
- One AI resume roast
- Top actionable fixes
- One shareable roast card
Full Rewrite
$19 one time
For the resume that needs more than emotional damage.
- Everything in Free
- Complete serious-mode review
- Rewritten bullets and summary
- Polished shareable exports
- Before-and-after guidance
- One revised resume draft
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions worth asking
Your next application deserves better
Let’s make your resume less roastable.
Take the joke, steal the fix, and send a resume that says something real.