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Put your resume on the grill.

Get a sharp roast for the screenshot, then switch to serious mode for recruiter-minded fixes. The joke is about the document, not you.

Free resume roast

Hand over the evidence.

PDF or DOCX, up to 6 MB

Text-based files work best. Nothing is published.

or paste the text

Privacy note: we parse the file in transit, generate feedback, then discard the resume text. Clear your result below whenever you’re done.

The good kind of brutal

Your roast card will land here.

We’ll call out the document’s weak spots, then switch from comedy to clear recruiter-minded fixes. We roast the resume, never the person.

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